Thursday, August 11, 2011

Seven Virtues #1: Chastity

I know I'm rather late in getting to this, but I've been fairly busy lately, and haven't yet had a chance to do it! Tragic. I know. But I plan to do it, anyways, because, well, I want to.
This is the Seven Virtues blog challenge. A month ago, Lady Antimony had hosted a blog challenge called "The Seven Deadly Sins." I managed to kill at least five people (in story, mind you), and ruin the lives of the rest of them. I know, I'm horrible.
This seems to be the only chance of redemption. And how hard it might be! We'll give it a shot.

   I walk right past them,
   and I know how they felt.
   They saw the outline of
   my Chastity Belt.

   They won't make it through,
   Not without a fight.
   It may never come off,
   If I put it on right.

   If you get to my heart,
   You might get my key,
   And then my manliness
   Will all be set free.

   It gets a bit scratchy,
   That much is true,
   so if you wear one, well,
   good luck to you, too.

   Somehow or another,
   It feels a bit wrong.
   It doesn't quite fit me,
   neither does my thong.

...I'm going to Hell, aren't I?

(92 Words)


  1. LOL, this is brilliant! Made me laugh out loud. I'm so glad you've joined in!

  2. This reminded me of "Robin Hood: Men in Tights", right up until I found out it was a man wearing the chastity belt.

    I've spent a bit of time reading back through your blog. I really enjoy your writing style! You're funny!

  3. If you're going to Hell, dude, expect to find yours truly saving a place at the table for you.

    Great poem! Loved the humor in it.

    Say hi to your mom, and hope all of you are settling in!

  4. Zade, I love this and think it should be printed out and hung on the wall. So seriously funny and I agree with Katherine, I was thinking Men In Tights or Thongs....haha! You are one funny dude! :)